Thursday, 19 December 2013

Don't Panic, The Benefits Outweigh The Cost

They come in peace (shoot to kill) said our politicians, but they lied as they always lie. Without their skills and enterprise we would be worse off as a country. The evidence was there for all to see. After much searching the media found a Pole who had risen to the enviable position of brussel sprout picking forman on a farm near Hull. Thank goodness he's here saving us from our idleness and indolence. Not only that but his intellectual girlfriend with a degree in something or other had come over to join him, but only as a worker of the lowest order. So it's all right after all, the Poles are here saving us as a good gesture for not saving them in World War 2 and the 92 percent of ATM crime being committed by eastern europeans (largely Romanians) is of no concern to the likes of us. Phew, I'm so glad we have politicans!

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